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- What is a “break pattern”?

- This thing does not
Nobody, except bugs and pick up artist.

Grief theorists! Already sick of constantly hearing something like: “What would happen if
I come to the girl, say “kyu” three times, Weave in her face her
toes, loud puknu and ask how it relates to immigration in Luc Besson
southern Siberia for 239 element? “dreaming while dating – stupid!
It’s like guessing – what trumps you finish the game in the fool,
when you only deal the cards. It is impossible to predict what will need to be
original. A perfect introduction maximum directly, with humor and
referenced to the situation – we can say based on the principle “by the way …”
- Who can be late for a meeting to such a beautiful girl. For example, I
here?
- Aah … Uh …
- I saw you when riding on a train in the direction of the station A (final)
drove to the B (next), sat in the train back and here I am again here with you.

- Wow, what sacrifice!
- And this is only the beginning. If we continue to communicate with you, the size of my
victims will be unlimited as far as possible … But you know what this station
different from all others in Moscow?
- Uh … No.
- The fact that we met it was on it … My name is Dima. And I’m
I would like to know how the name is called the mysterious stranger, standing now
me.
- Anya
- Wow, this is my favorite female name. And what name is most like you?
- His own.
- What a coincidence! Simply incredible: both of us more than anything else
like your name! Say, you play the drums?
- No!
- And I – no. You see, as we have with you a lot in common. It is fate. We’d
made an unforgivable stupidity, if today were talking last time
life.
- Uh … Yes.
- Look, I understand perfectly well that you through a minute or two to a
someone to meet here. So I will not distract you on your meeting.
Come on, you leave me your phone number, I’ll call you, and we will meet and
walk in a more convenient time for us.
- Come on, I’d better write down your.
- Will not do. For the reason that you give me a call. Your femininity
I was fascinated, and I think there is nothing wrong in that I want you
call. So we can once again a pleasure to talk like this. So, dictate …
Transport

- Girl, what are you doing tonight?

- Abortion.

Do you like where the trolley goes?
Submit you need? Let me: I you your change, and you are me
your phone number!
You know, today a great holiday, just the same birthday! .. Celebration – a
that I have fun with you in a tram ride, and the anniversary – as
so the tenth time. How about to celebrate this thing, go to
theater?
Can you tell me? I’m here in crosswords is a complex question – the word from the six
letters usually pronounced the girl while trying to meet a young man
her? ”Fuck off”? Similarly, suitable! And what’s your name?
Do you mind if I sit down next to the most appealing source
heat in this cold bus?
Let me you give in place, and you give me telefonchik … No? Then
telefonchik dictate so.
When I saw you before, I could not believe that such an angelic creation
really walks the earth, and moreover, riding the same tram as me. I
thought it was the fruit of my imagination, but today I plucked up courage
look straight and realized that such an unearthly beauty, my mind can not imagine
could.
You are not applying pressure? .. You know why? Because I have them all on hold.
Now I know how to feel fish in a can, but if there
were such lovely girls, I would agree there beside them
lie.
Do not tell my – where here we have a dining car?
Nothing, if I stare at you with nearby, but not through the Bus?
Prokompostiruyte, please, my brain your name and phone number.
Excuse me, but if I sit down in the first car, should I take to Moscow? And if you sit in
Last? And if with you?
Excuse me, I will not break anything?
I just thought that, if not for your smiling face, which I
I see every morning, I probably would have quit his job and stayed home.

To the question “Do you go?” answer is:

And you want it?
And why are you interested in?
If you invite, then go out.
Can you leave me alone in the trolley?
Well, not with so inhuman! You saw that I could not tear on you
sight, and you just go. Let’s get acquainted. My name
Basil. And you?

Girl at work

Zina, I’m from you taschus like a louse for scallops!

I would like to meet you, but I’m afraid, in your working hours
is not very convenient for you. Besides, surely, here with you trying
get to know every other guy, and you are already tired. If you do not mind, then
I come to the end of your working day and try to invite you to the cafe, where we
be able to calmly sit and relax. Sorry, forgot to introduce myself. Ivan.

Shop

You where such hairy curves stockings bought?

Can you recommend a book for a friend, lying in a hospital?
You probably know. I bought the pasta, and what to do with them – not
Introducing … And you can, I will always consult with you?
Buy me, please, mineral water, and then these steps on
Roller ubitsya can.

Museum or exhibition

Would you hang this painting in my house?
You know, I’m painting and art apart as a pig in
oranges, but nonetheless I was here this picture is interesting. I certainly
teapot, but nevertheless, I believe that as the aforesaid painting like this, such and such …
How do you think – I am right or not?
If I had a million dollars, I would have bought you this picture.
What color! What kind of glue! What teeth! Ah, what expression! You see?

I think it is a portrait of your great-great-great-grandmother.

Library

Look for my books. You ordered the books and waiting when the
deliver it to you, identify with the place in which to sit
(Of course, as close as possible to the object). After a while, and climb,
taking with them books, sent to an object, then the maximum
relaxed form of saying something like: “Girl, you could not
take care of my books while I was in the sorter scratch with? “go it
nowhere, she agrees … Upon his return, to thank with the words: “Thank you, I
you owe. “And, as if nothing had happened, flopping next to it. perhaps even
this phrase: “Sorry, that distracts. I sit here for another forty minutes. Give
read one of your entertaining books.
Love Letter. In the reading room writing a letter about this
content: “Beautiful Stranger” For twenty minutes all my thoughts
only about you. But I do not dare to interrupt you, without doubt, an important cause.
That is why I am writing this letter … Frankly, I have come to the library to prepare for
exam. But while you are here, I can not think of anything except you. As
I’d like to know your name and invite you to walk in the evening
the streets of Saratov, talking about everything. Fascinated by you Andrew.
Then hand her these things work.
If I’m shy. You can write the following note: “I
very modest, I can not get acquainted with the girl, now resolved, not
chase me, please … “And the most frequent answer would be:” How good that
you came … ”

Cafes, Snack Bar, Restaurant

You know what is order?
Can I join you?
You can ask your permission for a smoke at your table?

In the waiting room at the doctor

If we were in a restaurant, I would ask the waiter referred you to the bottle
champagne.

Elevator

You are not afraid to stay stuck in the elevator with such a maniac as I am?
You do not know, but this elevator go to heaven?
You pursue me?
We go up or down?
Looks like we were in the slowest lift in the world!

Cemetery

Want to see my grave?

Beach or Pool

Connoisseur flirting on the beach with the pale-skinned

girl: she
whole vacation ahead.

/ Marcello Mastroianni /

In the flippers and a mask You look very sexy!
Instead of sitting here with a bored look, better help me
collect shells!
Did not you afraid of crocodiles?
Please give me, my glasses, and then I melt drowned.
I bet that you have come here to glue the peasants.
If you do not hug – drown.
As water lapped?
Argue that with you no one ever in the pool to get to know?
Hi, where are you so beautifully tanned?
Look, please for my things while I bathe.

By car

You are so tall and beautiful, but we are small and thick. Come with
Our ice cream is.
Let me ride you. Better to go in the car, rather than wait in the cold bus.

Let me help you with parking.
I am sure that you want me still can not sit down, and this is understandable. But it
not even in it. Was driving, suddenly saw you, wanted to meet. Not
refuse, say, drink a beer with me, or maybe sit in a cafe?
Decide!

In the dark

You get to know in the dark? And under the lamp?
You are beautiful?

Winter

S Great cat, and in December March.

And you do not tell my … how many degrees Fahrenheit are now?
I’m sorry, but today such a beautiful day and
wonderful sunny weather, but if not take severe frost. Such
a beautiful girl like you walking down the street alone. I would be committing a crime if
not come up to you. Please Warm my heart warmed as I think. Can
I worthy of your name?
Heat Do you girl, warm whether you blue?
Timid, shy! Dream or no dream? .. Snow
powdered, star eyelashes. You’re a bus waiting for?
What a day early cottonwood fluff started to fall!

Dating Methods

- We have not met before?

- I’m sure – I also work for
Zoo!

You take a printout of all the available templates, you come to the object of adoration and
can choose one you like.
You get up with one another at the entrance to any university and pass students only
for students, especially carefully seize upon beauties.
Took a handkerchief from his pocket and says: “It’s not you drop the handkerchief?”
If a girl wearing sunglasses with mirrored lenses, you can
ask to use them as a mirror (comb your hair, for example).
If you’re afraid to be sent when you try to get acquainted, then go up to
twenty girls to be sent and will work hard! What are you afraid -
that you send, or that you will not be sent? If the girls will
ask and say: “My friend said that the girl be sent very
difficult. I argue with it at 20 rubles, so you really help me to earn
the beer. But I ask you – a promise should be quality, I have it on tape
write it down. ”
Look her straight in the eye. When she did not stand your eyes and blink,
exclaim: “A girl, yes you winked at me! What you coquette!”
Toe touches the heel of a moving girl. It may
swear to you, but the main thing – a conversation started, and the best you can turn it
in the right direction.
Umbrella – is the best reason for dating, of course, if he is big (so as not to
interfere with “personal space”). Silently take under the wing of a ruffled
weeping girl, and silently walk beside. Turns as the old joke -
“Better hour of silence, than three hours to persuade.” Over time
bewildered companion begins to try to get acquainted, ask questions and cram
phone. And you can, and vice versa – ask a girl to save you from the unearthly
waterfall or dive under its umbrella without asking.
Play stutterer: “Where’s the street Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. ..?” In the girl always wakes
sorry, it will begin to guess the street – and try to help. ”But in general I agree with you
I want to meet.
Playfully lick their fingers, then gently wipe them on
her blouse, saying: “What are we going to sit in the wet? Come
dress!
You go to a club and offers its services to disseminate
flyers – as a rule, you just pleased, moreover, usually for a given
Free entrance for two persons. Following this approach on the street to an unknown
the girl and asked whether she goes to discos. And then tell her that she
you so much that you would like myself to go with her there, to the same
free. Besides handing out flyers – a really great excuse for
approach to the coolest girls with the words: “Girls, be sure to come,
you will serve a living ornament of our discos, perhaps even more spectacular,
What our new superkrutaya illuminated installation … “You can embark on
cunning, and, promising free entrance, take their phones under the pretext
that need further clarification about this free entry. You can leave
them your phone – in this case is very likely that at least one
Yes you call. For free cheese, it will at least in a trap.
Being in a big company is not too frostbitten girls
(Usually your fellow students), take a sheet of A4 paper and is
list of all whom you podvergnesh below should. Then comes to
the first client from your list (let it be, for example, Alice Antonov) and
flourish that way, seriously, we conclude in the palm of his hand on her right buttock. Then
lift up your eyes to the sky, pretending that she believes something in mind, and pronounce
phrase: “Yes, yes, definitely 7 points, and record the aforesaid rate elasticity
ass in front of the names of satisfied girl. And move to the next object
study. As a result, you’ll be the proud owner of a list of elasticity
ass to quench the thirst of tactile sensations, and at the same time completely
zarekomenduesh themselves as the last idiot and bastard. For you will still be
aunts run crowd to check their resilience once again – in the first place
all be hunting. You can apply this method to other parts of the body.
Located next to the girl, naduy balloon, write or draw
marker that you want, and solemnly presented.
Will assist – clearly uses a random (or organized) awkwardness
girls due to lack of information about anything (to show some
place, explain how to do something); deftly employs a random (and sometimes
provided or create) a need for a girl in any service
(Help in setting up machines, offer an extra ticket, a ride somewhere).
Pick up the girl and named her in a bus or trolley, then put on the floor,
turn to her in a half-turn and behave as if nothing had happened.
If you are on a dare, and you succeeded, then a successful pick-up is guaranteed. It
all the way to think only about you, and only good.
Coming close to your chosen object, you can stand a minute or two with
air of a man thinking about something else, and then deal a body blow unhappy
innocent question: “It’s nothing that I say nothing?” This phrase encompasses all:
depth, mystery and the request for forgiveness.
Swam to the girl sitting on the shore in a rowboat, taken
rent: “Want a ride on my yacht?”
Congratulate the girl on a holiday! Every day is some sort of holiday
(See tear-off calendar), and if not New Year or March 8, for example,
Day gynecologist or scavengers.
Appears in front of a seated girl, saying: “I’ll go now.” AND
disappear, then appear again, but as an old man I knew.
Squinting eyes, see the stranger standing next to the post:
“Girl, and you believe in love at first sight a man whose vision
minus 20? ”
Let the girl will you help – Show falling on the street, dislocated legs
sudden weakness and other symptoms associated with health; simulate
clumsiness, dropping into a convenient moment that any of the hands; “forget” their thing next
with the object; asked to suggest simple information (street
shop time). And in general, seek help only in girls.
Measured and calm girl says: “I beg your pardon.
I’m sorry I interrupted you, but I wanted to tell you … you are amazing
Attractive … and I really want to meet you … and encounter
again. My name is Alexander. “And held out his hand for a handshake, after which
hold her hand, continuing the conversation, looking her straight in the eye.
In college or school to ask the girl’s hand. As she rummages in her purse,
open your notebook and are interested in – do not study whether such a sweet creature in this
building. She will answer, and you, continuing to turn the pages of his notebook, telling…
their place of work / study. One might ask, do not study her with any
Vasya Pupkin? If she says no, then expresses regret at this
occasion and seems on the principle “by the way …”. Take notes in her notebook
name and ask the phone.

Initial phrases

- Girl, can you meet?

- Ham!

And you happened to get acquainted with an interesting young man near the subway?
And you have not seen me in Sochi in 2000? No? And no wonder – because I
was not there. And where you met me, do not tell?
And you have not seen me in Sochi in 2000? No. And why you then
It seems that we have with you long ago familiar? .. Then why you rushed at
I was such enlistment, and the passionate views? .. So why you want me
landed, without even looking? .. Maybe you want to give telefonchik?
And now what course of Spanish peseta?
But not with you I talked on the phone?
And what will you do tonight, after we contact you go to a
movie?
What are you doing the rest of life?
Be my beautiful lady, and I’ll be your knight. Who said
Knights extinct? Knock on my head. You hear? Sounds such as if you
knock on the iron helmet.
Your dress looks cool on you, but better it will look on
the floor of my bedroom.
Your mother in-law needed? .. Well, what to do? Then let’s sign yet
will not, and wait.
Your magic eyes drove me crazy, and if in the near future we do not
see you, my heart would burst.
Here you is what I was looking for!
Time will not tell? .. And free?
You – Natasha, my connected?
You have arrested me with its beauty, and I would be happy to serve
life sentence prisoner of your heart.
You are to blame – you and clear up the mess! .. ? .. The fact that you have such
spectacular view, which in well-nourished to the extent of single men in
the prime of life force stronger than any weapon of mass destruction.
You lost! Can I help you?
You know, awfully nice to see at least one girl that goes
slowly. Nowadays, all that running … In our town will soon be in
Ancient Tribes: caught up – then got married, did not catch up – my own fault. You know
a custom?
You know what a good frying pan? The fact that it can deal a blow to the head of
who is very weary, and as you now do not have this valuable dishes, I decided
learn how your name and ask telefonchik.
You know what this street (square, station wagon) is different from
all the others? .. The fact that we met it was on it.
You know what love at first sight, or should I go again?
You’re from a fairy tale?
Have you ever been to Paris? And you want to go? I am ten years
going to go, I can take you with me.
You are beautiful like a star! Only the stars are beautiful at night, and you
beautiful in the daytime.
You do not tell?
I like you so much, that I’m going to you for three stops. You do not
Mind if we sit down and rest a bit?
You play the drums? .. Me too! See how much we have in common, let
acquainted.
Are not you afraid that someone like this to meet you?
You have not seen the accident – there five minutes ago, my white horse not ran?
Do you mind if I hid from the scorching sun in the shade of your slim
figure?
You do not know how best to spend my salary?
You are not in a hurry? I so want to treat you to ice cream!
You are not wrong – I’m going straight to you.
You transfer me to the other side?
Can you tell me – which year?
Can you tell me – why airplanes fly, but wings do not wave?
Can you tell me – which side lights a cigarette?
You do not tell me the recipe cactus jam?
You do not invite me to a restaurant?
You simply delightful! I can not pass and do not make you this
compliment and learn just physically do not have enough time, because I
very late. Maybe you give me your phone number? I’ll call you,
and we get to know all the rules.
You break your privacy and monotonous existence in romantic
walk under the moon together, and laughter?
You break my spare time on your name and telefonchik?
You break my boredom and loneliness of a mischievous gleam in your eye?
You are so beautiful smile that I forgot where to go.
You are so sad … Can I pick your sadness? I need it for
experiments.
You are so beautiful, you need a bodyguard? .. I can shoot with both hands and
a jar with 20 steps hit it … C of ten meters get in your eyes the fleeing
cockroach … Can stool helicopter shoot down, if correctly throw … Teeth
bullet fly fishing … I have a black belt … Chess. My name is Andrew,
which means “manly” … And what are we all about me and about me … Let on
You talk. What is your name?
Are you watching me? I have seen you for a couple of hundred times that you
want from me? You’ve already half-year dream at night, and I do not know how you
call in a dream! Can you finally tell me your name? Then I will be able to
Talking to you, even if only in dreams!
You must be tired … All night running after me in a dream.
You’ve probably spent half my life to have to look good and
attract men … And so, I came across this!
Call the “fast”! I had just been shot by Cupid.
Marry me, or I change my mind.
Voice over told me that I went and talked with you.
Let us learn, passing each other and you do not know what
my name is Ruslan, but I do not know how to call you. You lose me, such
good, funny, beautiful, and I lose inimitably divine you. We
can not be minutes, hours together, and the days spent together will be
seem to us only a few seconds. Do you agree?
Let’s play some scales! You sit on my face, and I guess your
Wt.
Let’s play an interesting game. I can tell you my name, you are my own, but
then we, holding hands, let’s go gobble ice cream at the nearest cafe.
Let’s bet with you $ 100 that I now invite you to sleep, and
You refuse?
Girl, you are very beautiful and pretty girls need to reproduce.
Good day, I have a very unconventional question. Me
interested in how would you refused the young man who came to you and the
said: “Let’s get acquainted?
It is really hot, or is it you are so hot?
Hello I’m doing a census, and decided to start with you.
Hello I’m lost in life and looking for a beautiful, smart, good, like you,
the girl who will bring me out of this dull, dull world of loneliness.
You know, your hair is so in tune with the color of my pillow.
You know, spring has come – time to multiply. And for good health. Send
me.
Go to your uncle, your ears while I’m not lathered.
Sorry, you can count me witted, but I’m afraid that if I hear
Your voice, it will never forgive myself. You have touched all of my thoughts and I
afraid that I can not get rid of it. Dream for me to lose any
meaning, for it will be replaced with great pleasure writing sonnets and poems
You. It will be very sorry if they have been in vain, and you can not read them.
Are you willing to sacrifice the lives of the poor lover of the poet?
Excuse me, do you like me? .. Do not answer me, Roman name. And you as
name? Let me call you somehow. Do you have a phone?
Sorry, I forgot your phone number. You lend your?
Unfortunately, I do not have time to melt your cold
opinion, but I can call you at night.
It seems to us the way …
How do you like it here?
Do you think that should tell an interesting young man pretty
when meeting a girl on the street, not to be denied?
What is your shoe size? .. Well, we’ve met!
When I see a girl like you, I thank God that I did not
Married.
When I look at you, my heart sinks! Call an ambulance
cardiac care.
Little Red Riding Hood, I’ll eat you!
Who could it be late for such a beautiful girl? For example, I have
here!
Where are you? I just decided to come to you, and you are going already. Hurry?
Let me see you home. I am the way, Misha name, and you?
I have a name is Andrew, but who are you?
My name is Andrew, and I am instructed to convey to you greetings … From whom? From my
heart.
I was told that the girl kissing smokers is like lick
ashtray. What do you can say?
I think that we are with you family. Let me look at the family
mole on his chest.
I like your hat! .. I like your watch! .. If well
think of me in you all like it! .. My name is Ivan. By what name is called you,
brilliant example of natural perfection?
I’m a gypsy to foretell that today I met a beautiful woman in the red
dress. You a description of anyone familiar?
Maybe we’ll go for me, Draw curtains, undress, lie down in bed,’ll hide
blanket and see: what happens?
Can you send greetings?
Can you ask? .. What would you ask?
Can I take your picture? .. I collect the “Pokemon”.
Can I walk with you? And then to me all sorts of bother, documents
asked.
You can take pictures of you near the statue? Then get a snapshot
alive.
Can I hold it for you, and then from your beauty in my legs give way!

Can I meet the New Year with you?
My request may seem crazy to you, but I just bought
lottery ticket and I want you to kiss him, and brought me luck.
I do not know who you are and how you name, but I want to see you again.
Do not Indulge yourself nice chat with a young man
which you are very nice, until I see off you to the place where you are
necessary.
The Germans in the city have? A Russian?
Is it possible that such a beautiful girl like you, today there is no gentleman?
Oh, and that you have a great spirits, and where to buy them?
Railings – this is certainly good, but my courageous hand to support much
reliable.
Come into the forest – the city show.
Come into the garden – I’ll show you my big hard cucumbers.
Help the homeless, take to his home.
In my opinion, and you and me in the crowd bored. Maybe we go
somewhere?
Remember me? We’ll meet in your dreams. However, while I was in
helmet and riding a white horse.
Help me buy a beer! I do not know – what to choose?
Listen … I could invent an excuse for dating, but not
I want to fool you head. We can dispense with the formalities?
Wait quietly for a moment at least. I draw you.
Touch my forehead. I think I have a fever.
True, the sunset looks very romantic?
Hello And why do not you called, did not you write? After all, you know how sad
aware of what you broke.
Hello What are you doing here? .. Standing? Wonderful! Let stand
together!
Hello You know (you know, you feel, you see …), today
The sun is shining (warm, scattering rays, happy …) and on the street is pleasant
(Cool, fantastic …) weather. We could walk, talk, eat
ice cream (to drink gin …) and very fun (fun, cute, nice …)
spend time. It would not zabyvaemo. Incidentally, when I saw you last
time you were in the super-duper dress (skirt, dress) that does not invite you to
walk in the park would be a crime. And your your acceptance will
acquitted me, dear boy!
Hello How are you?
Hello Today we are lucky …
Hello Learned? .. I’ll teach you, too, did not immediately recognize.
Hello, sunshine! My name is Tarzan. I’ve been collecting coconuts, and suddenly I see -
is a lonely girl, whose name …
Forgive me, it seemed fate. We already face the second time in this
big city … My name is Andrew. How would you react to the proposal
spend time together on the lawn near the water, with a good champagne?
Sorry, you do not Give me … Your name and phone number.
Glad to be a pretty young lady! Could I hold you?
Allow me to offer you a hand and heart. I am a surgeon, I have this good
bulk.
Let me hold you up at home. At least look.
Since you can get acquainted or so – They come for five minutes?
With your hard to meet?
Since the morning I was late to work, the day I was nearly hit by a car, then
I bit a vicious dog, shouted a bearded janitor, I fell in
manhole cover and lost there wallet with documents, but that’s not all -
My pager was burnt by lightning, Tamagotchi died of an overdose, and an hour
ago nasty virus wiped from my computer book, which I have been working
six months. And if you’re not going to give me your telefonchik so I could call
you and invite for a cup of coffee, then I’ll probably drown out in the pool
on the other side of the street. Remember, you have a chance to save the good man!
Please tell me what perfume do you use – I buy
are the same, and per head of her cat that she reminded me of you.
The fate of the motherland depends on your decisions! Collect all the will in a fist
and say, you get to know me or not?
Do you know how to play spin the bottle? Come together!
You know, after a long search, I still found a cafe, where we are with you
can spend a wonderful time.
You bought the potatoes? I thought so! Well, then potatoes
buy me. Today I’m waiting for you to visit for dinner. Everything has been bought, remained
only potatoes. But that’s nothing. I’m all ready. You how much you can
come? .. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you my address! Record.
You zhetonchika taxi would not?
There will be no opener?
You will not be a piece of paper and pens? .. And you can, I’ll take you to your
phone? I would not want you to lose.
You do not have aspirin?
You do not find a thread to tie right here our friendship?
Do you have the most beautiful place is dirty.
I have a strange question – what to tell the girl to get
slap? ..
I have a request: can, I’ll give you this flower? I would like to see
Have you ever been more and give a big bouquet of roses. Do you like roses?
My hands are busy. You do not fasten my pants?
I have two holidays today! First – I saw such a wonderful, beautiful
lass so warm and sincere opinion. And the second – I’m with you
said.
I have something with the eyes – I can not pull them away from you.
Want to pick up artist? .. It’s me, actually, but that word means – both in
two words and not say. Come, sit down on the bench, I’ll explain … No
time? Never mind, let’s phone, I will find you.
Would you like me you ride with the breeze on the escalator?
What are you looking at me like, if you have parents to the country gone?
What are you babbling about how sad turtle, can you something
help?
That dress looks great on you. Well, actually, and I would be in his place
look worse.
Ah, good Masha! But not ours.
I – Honored brake, I do not know how to glue the girls, but by you, I
simply could not pass, so I hope you will take a pathetic three minutes
communicate with me. Can I accompany you, if only a little?
I’m in town for the first time. Can you show where you live?
I am ready to put everything I have, at your feet. Give me your address and I
Tomorrow is sent round to you my stuff.
I think that we think about the same.
I am an intelligent young man, 25/180/79, Libra, Rabbit, hobbies
classical music and yoga, I want to meet you for sharing
have fun on their territory, the phone will speed up the meeting.
I collect shirts. Allow me to read on your own.
I am writing a book about how to get acquainted with the girls, and would like to ask you
few questions.
I understand that the street – not the best place for dating, but I myself
never forgive myself if I did not at least try to meet you. Can you
understand such a good, albeit a shy young man and did not immediately
send in foot erotic journey …
I’m going right?
Today I can not sleep unless I know your name and telephone number.
I am with my friend argued that if I know your name and telephone number.
Help me win, please.
I am with my friend almost fell out because of you. He says that you
beautiful, but I disagreed with it and say that you are very beautiful. Who among us does not
right?
I just checked my schedule – I can make you pregnant by
Christmas.
I would like to invite you for a cup of coffee (ice cream, shish kebab,
corn flakes) with serious intentions!

Pick two

- Girls, you probably went to a beauty salon?

- Yes!

-
Probably there was closed!

You can tear the place or you are already firmly rooted?
Take us with you!
You are so beautiful that we have lost the gift of speech, and the air is stuck in his throat.
Knock, please, on the back.
Cool look! .. Thundering yesterday?
Can you divert for a minute? We’re just a week ago, Peter arrived and no
know that here you are, and how. It may be our guides?
You can consult? My friend want to get acquainted with two good
girls (eg, you), but how to do it – do not know. You do not
tell the most appropriate phrase?
We will not disturb you?
We all proceeded Red street and have to admit that you are here the most
beautiful!
We write an article about dating women and holding social-survey on how
dating. Do you remember the most original your acquaintance?
Do not pass – there guys even worse!
Hello, girls, we’re ripe exchange. Will change?
We change our society for your mischievous smile? Lap dog to
two-room? Dear friend at a cheaper with an additional charge? Newfound
reality of lost illusions? Do not want to? Sense of humor on occasion for laughter?
In the appendage can offer a children’s cast-iron panama with a hole for pigtails
Flippers patent high-heeled, windows overlooking the sea, with butterscotch
liners, kettle with one handle, two noses and three mouths;
straitjackets cowards or straitjacket 44 th the size of a jaunty
colors, solar-powered flashlight, shorts with a hood.
Happy holiday! Possible in such a beautiful day to make you at least
good company?
Surrender, you are surrounded, resistance is futile!

Pickup in verse

Beauty, sit down beside
Gazing in each other.
I want a
gentle gaze
Listen to the tempest.
* * *
Beauty, stop at least for a moment,
Let me see the light of your
eyes,
Your smile, grace of movement,
The uniqueness of your grace.
You will smile – the stars melt
Kissing on the lips.
You’ll see – and heaven
play
In your divine eyes;
You go there – all your movements,

Or say a word – all the features
So full of feeling, expression,
So
full of wonderful simplicity.
* * *
Wait, a mysterious stranger,
Divine Rose among the faded grass!

Let me see your smile,
To hear the name of the one that I saw in dreams.
* * *
Your hair shining cascade
Charming your eyes drove me crazy.
I
seemed to fall into a marvelous garden,
In the world of dreams, love and magic.
* * *
My eyes found you in the crowd.
I go up to heaven, I would like in a dream.

And the heart of light illuminating a gentle,
You give me warmth tide.

You raise your enchanting eyes,
Look at the prisoner of your lovely charms

And stripped my sensual soul fire
And smile about, fairy, oh, queen
night!
Your smile for me – a priceless gift.

Good phrases

- Girl, you want a beer?

- No.

- Wine?

- No!

-
Vodka?

- No!

The programmer thinks to himself: “Strange, standard drivers
not come. ”

I know you think you understand what I said. But I do not
sure you are aware of something that I said – not what I meant.
What do you think, if I ask your phone number, then
it ruin everything?
I would like to once again meet with you. You, you’ll know where
I can call you back?
Imagine how pleased we are able to chat with you on the phone? Imagine
as you’re sitting in his apartment, pressed to his ear and understand how we
communicate well together.
I am also in a hurry, and if you were not so damn attractive and hell
beautiful, I would to you, of course, does not fit. I am usually on the street never
meet, so I wanted you to give me your phone. I like
girls like you who are not familiar with anyone on the street anyhow. Ye see
very well understand that for a good guy (proudly pokes himself in the chest)
can and should make an exception, so you’ll always be glad to remember
happy time spent together. Again, remember the day when you
initially did not want to give your phone to a stranger guy, which has now become so
friends and relatives, and when you agreed to, and dictated my phone, these
cherished six figures when he told you all this, and you hear my voice with
strange feeling that you already know how everything turns out cool, while
when you start to dictate the number …
My name is Andrew, but you can call me a “favorite”.
What do you say something – you too lazy to move his tongue?
You must be too hoarse and scratchy voice, and you just me
afraid of scaring?
Oh, how pretty you are, so would you and hugged.
Also you anything lately interesting not watch this
planet.
We’ve got many days and nights, so that even know each other.
You see, sex – is not important, but it is one of the main
the reasons why I’m here with you …
Here you go away now, and probably will not remember our meeting. AND
Mr incident, which suddenly made a miracle and for a moment brought us early
spring in a big city, take offense at me and do not give a chance
see such a cute and nice girl … I do not even know your name
and contact phone number.
I have to look busy. You – are attractive, I – damn attractive
Why waste your time?
I never thought that you had such a violent temper … C
this is what I picked? Just recently read an article which stated that
Girls who wear those earrings (the form and color, which she had), -
very passionate. Apparently it is. You see how much we
common. I think we should meet in another setting, to discuss
and share their extreme ideas. You do love adventure? ..
If anyone by his behavior I’m hurt, I just psycho -
hurl sticks, bricks, can break the arm. Circle of friends small.
I am very lonely man, and I try to overcome their shyness, and you
I was pushed into my shell for a couple of years. I hope you enjoyed.
Let’s not curse – in Russian language so Dawhoo bitching words.
I do not accept violence against the person. If I told you so much not like me -
all the best. Have a nice time!
Let’s say goodbye as it is done in France.

In the phrase “I have a boyfriend!” answer is:

And he knows about this?
And I have your phone. Do not you find it strange, dear?
And I also have a boyfriend. Let’s throw them together – you are my, and I’m yours!
And look what happens! Or let them get acquainted – they certainly
enjoy each other!
Here he is surprised when he finds out that you have a boyfriend!
Here he is surprised to find that it is not he!
Yes … Not very rich dowry. Well – we go somewhere he built.
Let us tell you about it in my home.
She is happy in his personal life will not agree to meet with
other guy. If she agrees, then she had no luck with her boyfriend, then
does not matter, it is her or not. So I did not ask this question
who ask all the guys …
Remarkably, all the rest I can do to try their pneumatic
rifle in action. What’s his address that?
And why did you say – I want to float? No, dear, I
Your guy is not interested!
As his name and what his phone? I warn him not to wait for you.
Do not worry – it will pass.
Well, I would not be so rush things – we’ve been with you hardly know.
So you’re not a lesbian?
You have to help get rid of it?
You are requested to inform him about this?
I’m really interested in, whether you have a boyfriend? No, not interested! So
Why did you say?

In the phrase “I’m your phone does not give young people” answer is:

And how can you appoint a meeting?
People are not A and is necessary … Only me alone!
What I’m young?
Then let’s exchange: you me your phone number, and I’m on it
ring!
Only girls? Well, for your sake, I’m ready to replace the floor.
I have my phone for young people do not give
I, too, young people do not give your phone. And you look at me – where are you
still find this funny guy? Of course, I can not wait until I become
old, but then you become old – why would I then need to be your
phone?

In the phrase, “Buy me a beer …” answer is:

Give the money to buy.
Who is it for me to have?
Beer is my home.
You’re so poor that you can not pay yourself?
All right. Did you buy me a gin and tonic.
Do you have the most money? No? I’ll lend.

To the question “Do you have a girlfriend?” answer is:

I have many friends of beautiful girls who like me. This
mutually.
What do you know?
I have quite a lot of close friends among the girls with whom I
has very good relations.

To the question “How much did you have for women?” answer is:

I had four concussions and a clinical death. So much I
forget.
More than you.
From zero to infinity.
Minus one. I tried to masturbate, but failed.
Was three. But then there was another man. And two.

To the question “When did you last slept with a girl?” answer is:

Tomorrow.
First, it was not a girl. Secondly, it is still the question of who slept with whom.

If she agrees, tonight (looking at her and smiling).
With women I have sex. I sleep alone.
I wanker before exiting.
Hand soap, condoms with him (pointing to her alone).
I am a virgin (of course, it must speak not congruent).
What day of the week? Tuesday. Then 12 years ago.

On the question of the answer is:

If I’ll say this, I will have to kill you.
I gave the sign a nondisclosure agreement.

When asked about the marital status can be answered as follows:

I can not live with a woman with more than a day.
I’m not going to be married until I am capable.
I think that women have much more interesting things than flirting
90-year old, drooling in bed.